Okay I was bored and couldn’t think of anything profound to write on. But then came the Blame the Government Hashtag on Twitter and some of them were pretty hilarious. I missed out on compiling the #uniteBH & #IDearmofABH and they were even more awesome than these.
Here is a collection on the top 50 which I liked. Since tagging the author will mean a complicated process, I am giving the tweets. [I haven’t written these, well maybe one or two. So I don’t deserve the credit].
& for those who don’t get the sarcasm, please do realize that this is done for fun; in jest.
By far the best one and what seemed to be most popular was: Good Men are either married or Gays. #BlameTheGovt.
Food was a popular topic.
• Cake makes me fat #BlameTheGovt• Long line at pink berry #BlameTheGovt
• No more bobcorn #BlameTheGovt
• I ate 3 cheeseburgers, large fries and an ice cream sundae for dinner and gained 5
kilos.. #BlameTheGovt
• No more Shawarma La7am! #BlameTheGovt
• Carbs make u fat #BlameTheGovt
• Chicken Nuggets are tasty. #BlameTheGovt
• Fast food makes me fat #BlameTheGovt
• I'm being followed by Eggs -_- #BlameTheGovt
• #BlameTheGovt for the only 140 characters in twitter
Island? Really?
• No clean, neat, public, breathtaking beach #BlameTheGovt
• We are an Island but we don't have fish! #BlameTheGovt
• We are an Island but we don't have place to swim!#BlameTheGovt
Girls vs. Boys. Why Am I not surprised?
• All my Blonde Followers are Spam #BlameTheGovt
• I don't have Girl Friend #BlameTheGovt
• Bahraini girls have a crush on #TakbeerGuyand #ChopperGuy #BlameTheGovt
• I got my girlfriend pregnant #BlameTheGovt
• My online blind date is "he" not "she" #BlameTheGovt
• It’s really hard to score those days #BlameTheGovt
• A lot of sleazy men around twitter these days. #BlameTheGovt
• Women r from Venus n Men from Mars #BlameTheGovt
• A lot of people are not married #BlameTheGovt
• Some women fail to WAX their legs regularly but still surprisingly look hot covering
them #BlameTheGovt
• I’m wearing boxers #BlameTheGovt
And the things we desperately need but either we don’t have it or its already gone..sigh..
• We don't have a Hogwarts school of Witchcraft in Bahrain, not even a Dumbeldor
#BlameTheGovt
• I still didn't get an iPad2 #BlameTheGovt
• Santa claus didn't give me a present last year, either because @hassanmushaima took over
his workshop or...let's just#BlameTheGovt
• No more 'Captain Majeed' #BlameTheGovt
• Toy's R Us don't have #Qaddafi Toys #BlameTheGovt
• Dude, where is my car? #BlameTheGovt
• BEOBLE BEACEFUL SUBBORT #BlameTheGovt
• Godzilla doesn't like Bahrain ... #BlameTheGovt
• I can't buy a Ferrari #BlameTheGovt
The To-Do List
• I need to pee #BlameTheGovt
• I started talking to my pillow #BlameTheGovt
• I got plenty of homework to do #BlameTheGovt
• Slept through my alarm clock #BlameTheGovt
• I need a smoke #BlameTheGovt , I changed my mind #BlameTheGovt
• I can't find my keys #BlameTheGovt
• I’m not allowed to block roads #BlameTheGovt
• Can’t reach the Highscore on my Playstation #BlameTheGovt
• I have an assignment due tomorrow #BlameTheGovt
• Getting drunk on weekends is a must do #BlameTheGovt
• I've slept only 3 hours today! #BlameTheGovt
• Am still not a millionaire :( #BlameTheGovt
• I can't find a good parking spot #BlameTheGovt
Celebs or so they think.. WHY OH WHY? :O
• Rebecca Black is a loser. #BlameTheGovt
• Justin Bieber #BlameTheGovt
And These Too!
• my watch just stopped; why the hell didn’t the 2002 constitution provide me an
unstoppable watch #BlameTheGovt
• Someone farted in the elevator #BlameTheGovt
• It’s that time of the month again #BlameTheGovt
• People R getting stupider by the second! -.-'' #BlameTheGovt
• #BlameTheGovt my daughter is the devil himself
• #Gaddafi and his hilarious speeches! #BlameTheGovt
• No such thing as a Square Roundabout #BlameTheGovt"
• Christopher Nolan didn't get nominated for an Oscar #BlameTheGovt #Inception
• #BlameTheGovt for the only 140 characters in twitter
• someone called me BAL6AGY -_- #BlameTheGovt
2 comments:
hey funny nice collections...thanks.
thanks :)
But I didnt write it, I only copy pasted them :) and there were some even more funnier ones :)
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